Great Truths

GREAT  TRUTHS THAT LITTLE CHILDREN HAVE  LEARNED:  

1) No matter  how hard you try, you can't baptize cats.
2) When your  Mum is mad at your Dad, don't let her brush your  hair.
3) If your sister hits you, don't hit her back.  They always catch the second person.
4) Never ask your  3-year old brother to hold a tomato.
5) You can't trust  dogs to watch your food.
6) Don't sneeze when someone  is cutting your hair.
7) Never hold a Dust-Buster and a  cat at the same time.
8) You can't hide a piece of  broccoli in a glass of milk.
9) Don't wear polka-dot  underwear under white shorts.
10) The best place to be  when you're sad is Grandpa's lap.  



GREAT  TRUTHS THAT ADULTS HAVE  LEARNED:  

1) Raising  teenagers is like nailing jelly to a tree.
2) Wrinkles  don't hurt.
3) Families are like fudge...mostly sweet,  with a few nuts.
4) Today's mighty oak is just  yesterday's nut that held its ground.
5) Laughing is  good exercise. It's like jogging on the inside.
6)  Middle age is when you choose your cereal for the fibre,  not the toy.

 
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